Cricket World cup 2011 jokes

 

-->>  Ponting to Sreesanth:u r d bowler who confuses our batsmen d most.

Sreesanth(excited): is it!! why??

Ponting: coz v get confuzed whether to hit u or d ball !!

 

-->>   Pakistan won the toss decided  and decided to 

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                bet first!!!!!!!!!!

-->>    Ponting has been appointed the brand ambassador of Whisper ultra bcoz....................................................................................................................he is going through the worst period of his life!!

 

-->> "Dear Priyanka Chopra..please Marry Nehra and kill him...1000 khoon maaf!"

 

-->> After poor performance in SA match,Dhoni wears a Salwar kameez, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......

Girl: Are u Dhoni??

Dhoni: How do u know?

Girl: I m Nehra

 

 

-->>A petition has been filed in a Karachi court seeking that the India-Pakistan World Cup semi-final match be shifted out of India to a third country as it feared for the safety of the team if Pakistan defeats India.

i say the Indian team would be in greater danger then Pakistani team if Pakistan wins the match !!

 -->anhoni ko honi kar de,honi ko anhoni!!!!!!!!!

ek sath jama ho jab rajni, gajni aur dhoniiiiiii!!