Cricket World cup 2011 jokes
-->> Ponting to Sreesanth:u r d bowler who confuses our batsmen d most.
Sreesanth(excited): is it!! why??
Ponting: coz v get confuzed whether to hit u or d ball !!
-->> Pakistan won the toss decided and decided to
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bet first!!!!!!!!!!
-->> Ponting has been appointed the brand ambassador of Whisper ultra bcoz....................................................................................................................he is going through the worst period of his life!!
-->> "Dear Priyanka Chopra..please Marry Nehra and kill him...1000 khoon maaf!"
-->> After poor performance in SA match,Dhoni wears a Salwar kameez, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......
Girl: Are u Dhoni??
Dhoni: How do u know?
Girl: I m Nehra
-->>A petition has been filed in a Karachi court seeking that the India-Pakistan World Cup semi-final match be shifted out of India to a third country as it feared for the safety of the team if Pakistan defeats India.
i say the Indian team would be in greater danger then Pakistani team if Pakistan wins the match !!
-->anhoni ko honi kar de,honi ko anhoni!!!!!!!!!
ek sath jama ho jab rajni, gajni aur dhoniiiiiii!!
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